sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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