it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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