Sry I called you an 8
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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