Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I got inside last night via doggy door
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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