names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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