he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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