your thong is hanging out like whoa
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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