i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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