One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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