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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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