going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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