i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You pole danced in your parka.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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