I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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