so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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