I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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