I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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