Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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