I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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