I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
