you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
this hospital has no fireball
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
