We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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