I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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