Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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