Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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