Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person