we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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