ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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