Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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