Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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