I'm going to jail i love you
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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