I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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