help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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