I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
