What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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