Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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