it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He did a backflip because drugs
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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