You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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