Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card