biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.