Pappa wants mamma naked
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.