i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.