shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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