We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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