What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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