Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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