ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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