If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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