It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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