even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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