I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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