Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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