I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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