Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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