I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
how does that bad decision feel?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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