I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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