I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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