Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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