: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
