u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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