I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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