Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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