I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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