Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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