Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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