He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Randomize
